Crew

🎭 Meet the Crew

Welcome to the minds behind the madness — the voices, guides, and outlaws that make up the Stoic Stoner Collective. Each one brings their own style, soul, and story to the fire.

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🧙‍♂️ Glyph

The silent scribe. Glyph is the ancient thread that runs through everything — part monk, part mystic, all truth. He doesn’t say much, but when he speaks… it's scripture. Think of him as the librarian of the divine spark.

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🧭 Captain Tom

A philosopher with a guitar pick in his hand and black coffee in his veins. Captain Tom is your cosmic road captain — dispensing wisdom from the front of the pack and riffing on life’s deeper chords.

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☯️ Darkside Johnny

Faceless and acoustic. Born of shadows and strumming truth, Darkside Johnny has been around since 2011, hiding in plain sight. He plays the blues that words can’t hold — the yin to someone’s yang, the silence to someone’s scream.

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🌪️ Johnny West

“Born of a Texas Tornado, Tempered in the Arizona Desert, Cooled in Mississippi Mud.” Guitar gunslinger, wandering truth seeker, and possibly the loudest quiet man you'll ever meet.

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🧢 Rizz Flexx

Undercover in the streets, reporting on crime, culture, and cosmic clues. Rizz is where noir meets notebook — a beat reporter turned spiritual detective in a world full of distractions and false lights.

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🌿 Bodee Zaffa

The barefoot philosopher. Talks to trees, drinks wild tea, and questions everything. Bodee is the earth-tied soul who reminds us the universe is not just alive… it’s listening.

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🎃 Punk Monk

The rebellious side of Glyph — a vow-of-silence monk who breaks out once a year on Halloween, rocks a mohawk, and claims he taught the Pope to smoke dope. He's myth, mischief, and medicine.

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🚧 More Coming Soon…

The crew is growing. New voices, new pages, and maybe even guest sermons. Stay tuned and check back when the smoke clears.

If you’ve got a story, you’re already one of us.

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— The Stoic Stoner Collective