Genesis, Atlantis, and the Bong Hit of "BECAME"
π A Stoic Stoner Creation Theory
By Stoic Stoner
“Reading the Bible one toke and one thought shift at a time.”
π₯ Opening Puff: “Wait… It BECAME Without Form?”
So there I was, just cracking open Genesis 1 again, bong in hand, when something hit me right in the Hebrew roots — that little word “was.”
Most Bibles say:
"And the earth was without form and void…” (Genesis 1:2)
But then I checked the Hebrew. The word behind “was” is ΧָΧָΧ (hayah) — Strong’s H1961 — and it doesn't just mean “was.”
Nah, bro.
It can also mean:
π became, came to pass, was brought to be, happened, followed, came into being...
So let’s re-read that with a shift in vibe:
"And the earth became without form and void…”
Now that hits different, doesn't it?
π§ Ancient Scrolls Had No Verses, Man
Here’s a grounding Stoic fact: The original Hebrew scriptures had no chapters, verses, or punctuation. Just flowing words and breath.
So Genesis 1:1 and 1:2 weren’t two separate thoughts — they were one continuous idea:
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth, and the earth became without form and void…
Wait... What!?
God creates a perfect cosmos… and then it becomes a chaotic mess?
This ain’t just theology. This is cosmic drama.
π️π¨️ Welcome to “The Gap” Theory
Some theologians — and plenty of curious minds — have explored this for centuries. It’s called the Gap Theory, and it flows like this:
- Genesis 1:1 – God creates a perfect heaven and earth.
- Genesis 1:2 – Something terrible happens. The earth becomes “tohu va bohu” (formless and void).
- Genesis 1:3 onward – God doesn’t create from nothing again; He restores the chaos.
Why would God create a world in ruin? Short answer: He didn’t. It became that way.
π Enter: The Serpent, the Adversary, the Destruction
Now get this — the “serpent” shows up fully formed and shady in Genesis 3. He doesn’t slither onto the scene freshly created — he’s already an adversary. Already scheming.
Many believe this points to a pre-Adamic rebellion, where Lucifer (later called Satan) led a revolt in the heavenly realms and wrecked God’s original creation.
Cue: “Satan’s Flood.”
This could be a pre-Genesis 1:2 destruction, wiping out a civilization… maybe even a world we’ve only heard whispers of in myth.
π Atlantis, Giants, and That Mythical Vibe
Genesis 6 says:
“There were giants in those days… the mighty men of old, men of renown.”
Hold up. “Men of renown”? Like, heroes of mythology?
That’s very Greek mythology coded, man.
You ever notice the flood myths across cultures?
- The Greeks had Atlantis — a mighty civilization that fell into the sea.
- The Sumerians had Eridu.
- The Hopi spoke of previous worlds destroyed by floods and fire.
- Even the Bible has Noah’s Flood… but what if there was one before that?
Maybe Atlantis isn’t fiction. Maybe it’s pre-flood memory — the remnants of a world that became “formless and void.”
⚡ Tesla, Frequency & the Spirit Moving on the Waters
“And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters…”
Some translations say the Spirit was hovering, vibrating, brooding — an image of divine energy, like an instrument tuning up before the show.
Tesla said:
“If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency, and vibration.”
Isn’t that exactly what Genesis 1 describes? God doesn’t snap His fingers — He vibrates into existence. The cosmos is a restoration symphony, not a scratch-made jam.
πΏ A Stoic Stoner Conclusion: Nothing New Under the Sun
As Solomon said:
“There is nothing new under the sun.”
Maybe Genesis isn’t just about the beginning.
Maybe it’s about cycles, restoration, and the wisdom of nature rebalancing itself.
God didn’t panic over chaos. He moved into it with calm, order, and light. That’s Stoicism right there.
And maybe… Greek mythology isn’t mythology. Maybe it’s memory. A vapor trail of a previous age. A ruined garden, a lost Atlantis, a fallen realm that… became without form and void.
π§ Final Thought (as the smoke clears…)
So yeah, man. Next time you read Genesis 1:2, ask yourself:
“Did the earth was without form, or did it become that way?”
The answer might be somewhere between your Bible, your bong, and the stars.
Stay lifted, stay humble,
– Stoic Stoner
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